9 Hilarious Bachelorette Party Games (Free Downloads)

Below you'll find 9 ridiculously fun bachelorette party games you can download, print, and bring straight to the party.

1. Crimes Against Matrimony

Crimes Against Matrimony is our top pick for the best bachelorette party game around. The goal is simple: get everyone laughing hysterically by going as crude, rude, and filthy as possible. If you want the whole party in stitches, this one's a must.

Click here to download the entire Crimes Against Matrimony card game

How To Play Crimes Against Matrimony

1. To kick things off, each player draws ten "Answer" cards. The Bachelorette starts as captain and plays a "Question" card.
2. The captain reads the Question card aloud. Everyone else answers by passing an Answer card, face down, to the captain.
3. The captain shuffles the collected Answer cards, reads each one aloud with maximum drama, and picks a favorite.
4. Whoever submitted that winning Answer card keeps the Question card as a point.
5. After each round, the captain role passes to the person on the previous captain's left. Everyone refills their hand back to ten Answer cards at the start of each round.
6. For Question cards with two blanks, players submit two Answer cards instead — face down, second card on the bottom, first on top — before passing them to the captain.
7. Whoever ends the game with the most points wins. Everyone else has to perform one of these Fiendish Forfeits.

Fiendish Forfeits

1. Perform a dare chosen by the bachelorette. You'll find some great dares here.
2. Demonstrate your best oral sex tip to the group using an unpeeled banana. Pick up some killer oral sex tips here.
3. Share the story of the hottest guy you've ever been with.
4. Share the story of the least attractive guy you've ever been with.
5. Describe the biggest penis you've ever encountered — using only your hands, no words allowed!
6. Describe the smallest penis you've ever encountered — same rule, hands only, no talking!
7. Take a shot.
8. Using only facial expressions, act out the best sex you've ever had.
9. Recreate the weirdest sound you've ever made during sex, then explain it to the group.
10. Confess the "least attractive" guy you've ever found yourself strangely drawn to, and explain the appeal.
11. (If you're somewhere crowded) Approach a guy, ask if he's single, then ask for his number.
12. Reveal the weirdest place you've ever had sex. Here's a list of the best places to have sex.

This is just a starter list of forfeits — feel free to come up with your own too!

2. Bachelorette Name Game

The Name Game gives everyone at the party a sexy alter ego to play for the night, complete with a fun, filthy twist.

Click here to download the complete Name Game card set

How To Play The Bachelorette Name Game

1. Print out the name tags and cut them apart.
2. Hand a name tag to every guest.
3. Take turns introducing your sexy alter ego — profession, hobbies, and the guy you're supposedly dating.
4. For the rest of the game, everyone must address each other only by their new alter-ego name. Anyone who slips up and uses a real name owes a fiendish forfeit.

3. Mr And Mrs Game

The Mr & Mrs Game puts the bachelorette's knowledge of her groom to the test in front of everyone.

Click here to download the complete Mr & Mrs Game

How To Play The Mr & Mrs Bachelorette Game

1. Send the groom-to-be the question list ahead of time and collect his answers before the party starts.
2. At the party, read each question to the bride and see whether she can predict what he answered.
3. Get half the questions or more correct, and she wins a prize. Fall short of half, and she owes a fiendish forfeit.

4. Pin The Junk On The Hunk

A cheeky, sexy twist on "pin the tail on the donkey" — instead of pinning a tail on a donkey while blindfolded, everyone takes a turn trying to pin the "junk" on the "hunk."

Click here to download the complete Pin The Junk On The Hunk game. You can also bring this file to a local print shop for a large-format print (up to A0), since it's designed for it.

How To Pin The Junk On The Hunk

1. Print the hunk poster and hang it on the wall.
2. Print and cut out the junk pieces — players can also make their own.
3. Optional: stick a photo of the husband-to-be's face onto the hunk.
4. Add adhesive or a pin to each junk piece.
5. Blindfold a player, spin her around three times, then let her go for it.
6. Whoever lands their junk closest to the mark wins.
7. Everyone else owes a fiendish forfeit.

5. Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt

If mischief is your thing, the Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt is the best game on this list. Guests run around town enlisting strangers' help to complete outrageous, sometimes very naughty tasks.

Click here to download the complete Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt Checklist

The Rules

1. Split into teams of at least two.
2. Collect as many items as possible, or capture proof of each completed task with photo or video.
3. First team to finish their list wins! Losing teams owe a fiendish forfeit.

6. Have A Lingerie Shower

Each guest brings the bride a piece of lingerie she can wear on her honeymoon and after. Mention the lingerie shower in your invitations, along with the bride's bra and panty sizes. Tips for picking out great lingerie pieces.

1. Toss all the unwrapped lingerie into a bag.
2. The bride pulls items out one at a time, guessing who brought each piece.
3. Anyone she guesses correctly owes a fiendish forfeit.
4. If she gets half or more right, she wins a prize; fewer than half, and she also owes a fiendish forfeit.

7. Have A Dildo Relay

This one's genuinely ridiculous — and genuinely fun. Here's how it works.

1. Grab two large dildos.
2. Split the party into two teams and line everyone up.
3. Hand a dildo to the first person on each team.
4. Each player holds the dildo between their knees and passes it down the line — knees only, no hands. Drop it, and the team starts over.
5. Whichever team gets their dildo to the end of the line first, without dropping it, wins.
6. The winning team gets a prize; everyone on the losing team owes a fiendish forfeit.

Another fun dildo game is bobbing for dildos — played exactly like bobbing for apples, with one very notable swap!

Read all about the other fun uses of dildos here.

8. Make A Penis From Clay

A great option for getting creative juices flowing. Every guest sculpts a penis out of clay. All you need is clay, some wire, and a plastic knife for each guest.

Give guests 10-15 minutes to sculpt, then have them present their creation to the group. Award categories like most realistic, funniest, and most creative.

9. Play Never Have I Ever

A quick, easy drinking game classic for any bachelorette party. Find the full in-depth guide here. Quick rundown below…

1. Each guest takes a turn finishing the sentence "Never have I ever…" with something she's never done — for example, "Never have I ever had sex in a car." More "Never Have I Ever" examples here.
2. Anyone who has done it stands up and takes a drink, outing themselves to the group.
3. Optional: whoever drinks has to tell the story behind it.

A close cousin of Never Have I Ever is "Truth or Drink."

1. Sit in a circle while the bachelorette poses a truth — say, "Have you ever had sex with more than three different guys in the same month?"
2. Each person chooses to answer honestly or take a drink instead.
3. The bachelorette moves on to the next truth, and so on.

Here are a few truth examples to get you started.

Also: 22 sexy drinking games for couples.

Mixing in some or all of these games can take a bachelorette party to the next level. Want even more ideas? Check out our 19 more bachelorette party ideas! While you don't want a boring bachelorette party, keep the guest list in mind so nobody — bride included — ends up offended.

P.S. Curious where Crimes Against Matrimony came from? It's built on the format of the wildly popular Cards Against Humanity (find out more here). Both games are licensed under the Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0 license. Crimes Against Matrimony carries no endorsement from Cards Against Humanity.

May 19, 2015